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Mission Statement
This product is not intended to advance humanity in any way. We appreciate your purchase. It helps us with our cash grab so we can sooner tell our bosses to kiss our asses. We quit.
ABOUT US
We are not gonna try and fancy this up. We are a collection of people who like to occasionally imbibe too many adult drinks, say horrible things to one another, and walk down whatever conversational rabbit hole we come across.
Occasionally, we come up with dumb ideas that in no way help humanity and make us laugh until someone snorts or spits beer. In these rare events, we will endeavor to capitalize on those ideas and make a few bucks. In exchange for your hard-earned money, we hope to provide you with a product that will momentarily make you smile, and then when you give it to someone or show someone, make them smile. That is it, no grand manifesto, no master plan.
We wish you luck in all you do, and hope this deal pans out. Now stop reading this, and go buy the Happy Hunter Sh*t Mitten so we can feed our bad habits & terrible decisions. Cheers.
Testimonials
CONTACT US
We are unsure why you would need to contact us. We suppose it is possible we screwed up your order. If so, please reach out to Bill “Stinky Fingers” Johnson at info@happyhunter.us In all fairness, Bill “Stinky Fingers” Johnson is a figment of our imagination, created solely because the thought of a man selling shit mittens named Bill “Stinky Fingers” Johnson made us smile. Anyway, if you have an issue let us know.
We will try and make it right with you. If you just want to tell us we are awesome, send that in too. If you just feel lonely and want to talk to someone, send that as well. I can’t promise which one of us will read and respond but somebody will….eventually.
Oh, and one more thing.....
These are novelty gifts. It’s on every package. If you missed that part, I can’t help you. I can’t telepathically correct the fact that you are illiterate, nor can I change the intelligence level God gave you. Anyway, thanks for caring enough to try and find out how to contact us. Best of luck in life.
shipping address-Happy Hunter, PO Box 7645, Midland TX 79708, United States
